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Joy
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Last active: 2 weeks ago

25 Bogotá, Bogota, Colombia

Female / Other / ID: 4449626

Seeking Any 18 - 39 For: Friendship, Romance / Dating

Last active: 2 weeks ago

Overview

Joy

She's Looking For

Education:

Bachelors Degree
Any

Have children:

Yes - live at home
Any

Drink:

Occasionally drink
Occasionally drink

Smoke:

Don't smoke
Don't smoke, Occasionally smoke

Religion:

No religion
Any

Occupation:

Entertainment / Media
Any

Member Overview

I am a sweet, loving girl that is unable to think on her own, who's looking for a male to give meaning to her life, it doesn’t matter if you are hairy, fat (or too thin) and the only thing you do for your appearance is take a daily shower (men don’t need to do anything more), the uglier the better, ...
I am a sweet, loving girl that is unable to think on her own, who's looking for a male to give meaning to her life, it doesn’t matter if you are hairy, fat (or too thin) and the only thing you do for your appearance is take a daily shower (men don’t need to do anything more), the uglier the better, as I am a woman I am practically blind, so I really don’t mind about how you look, looks are only important to men, therefore I am staying fit and beautiful for your man eyes (until I’m about 39 when I’ll be physically worthless and you may dispose of me). I will always be by your side and do anything you ask me to, my master. As a woman I have no decision skills (sorry! can't help it, it's nature), so I would have to ask you to decide for me on any kind of situation. Also, I will happily stay home while you go out to work as the strong, important, intelligent guy you are, you are free to call me on fridays and tell me you are having trouble at work and need to stay longer while you go out with some ho, please, keep it like that as I love lies and being kept away from the truth. I am willing to have from 10 to 15 children (if you want more, you just say it), I will take care of them all as I can’t be good at anything else besides motherhood, if I have no children I am worthless. I will also clean all your sh1t, your shoes, your underwear, your house, you won’t ever have to do any cleaning for me (or our kids), you are a MAN, you shall be sloppy and disgusting, otherwise I wouldn't consider you manly enough for me (not that my thoughts matter at all, but I know how bad you wanna be a macho all the time so you will agree with me on this). I am unable to play, watch or like sports, as that is your role as a man. I also don’t drink beer like you, because it’s not sweet enough for my womanly palate and it will make me fat. I can only think of two things: 1) pleasing you 2) not getting fat. So please, understand me. I only eat salad and water. I never burp, never fart, never curse (I am subhuman), though YOU, my man, are welcome to do all of these anytime (all your male friends, too), I will giggle! I am practically a doll. I have no soul. --------- If you loved the above and thought “Gee, I’ve just found the perfect woman, I’m marrying her”, sorry, it was all BS and I am the complete opposite to that. So there you have it, "A little bit about myself" in reverse, cause the normal and regular stuff bore me to death. Did you like it? Wait, I don’t care. Some important messages from the real me to you: 1-I am a feminist. Don't speak to me if you're not, and don't attempt to have a conversation with me if you have an average intelligence or social status, I will not be interested. 2-Don't message me to ask for my NUMBER!! If I wanted anyone to have it, I would just post it online and wouldn't bother to register at a site like this (that actually happens to have a working chat system!) My number is private, WhatsApp is too invasive, no, I don't want hundreds of people speaking to me directly on my phone, I have a life, I need my time. So, if you are truly interested you will be patient and wait for me to have free time to login to the site and read your messages. If you are "too busy to enter the site" it's ok, you won't have time for me either so there's nothing to do about us. Go work, or whatever keeps you SO busy, Mr. president. 3-If my profile happens to be “too long for you to read”, then I wonder what happens when you have a book in your hands, or even the newspaper, I bet your brain might explode. So, stay away from literature, and my message box, thank you. PS: I am far from being a rude person, I am decent, compassionate and kind but I also happen to be utterly straightforward and painfully honest (you can start crying now, but be sure no one sees you as they may think you’re becoming a woman, and that’s the worst insult anyone can get).
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Seeking

Someone who is not a jerk. Someone positive (this part is important), fun (this part is even more important), attractive (this part is one of the most important), strong (this part is not that important but is), smart (this is the most most important but not as important as the third one), independe...
Someone who is not a jerk. Someone positive (this part is important), fun (this part is even more important), attractive (this part is one of the most important), strong (this part is not that important but is), smart (this is the most most important but not as important as the third one), independent, thoughtful. ETC, ETC. You probably don't have any of these qualities, but go ahead, drop me a message as you probably think you’re A-fckng-1. I am looking for useful people for my life. Friends that don't make me waste my time with chauvinist nonsense or boring crap.
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More About Me

Joy

She's Looking For

Basic

Gender:
Female
Any
Age:
For privacy reasons, age is accurate to within 2 weeks
25
18 - 39
Lives in:
Bogotá, Bogota, Colombia
Any
Relocate:
Willing to relocate to another country
Any

Appearance

Hair color:
Blonde
Any
Hair length:
Long
Any
Hair type:
Straight
Any
Eye color:
Brown
Any
Eye wear:
None
Any
Height:
5'8" (173 cm)
5'9" (174 cm) - No Answer
Weight:
58 kg (128 lb)
Any
Body style:
Slim
Athletic, Full Figured
Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Any
Facial hair:
N/A
Any
Best feature:
My Lips
Any
Body art:
Piercing
Any
Appearance:
Very attractive
Very attractive

Lifestyle

Drink:
Occasionally drink
Occasionally drink
Smoke:
Don't smoke
Don't smoke, Occasionally smoke
Marital Status:
Other
Any
Have children:
Yes - live at home
Any
Number of children:
1
Any
Oldest child:
10
Any
Youngest child:
No Answer
Any
Want (more) children:
No
Any
Have pets:
Cat,Rabbit
Any
Occupation:
Entertainment / Media
Any
Employment status:
Other
Any
Income:
Prefer not to say
Any
Home type:
House
Any
Living situation:
Live with family
Any

Background / Cultural Values

Nationality:
Colombia
Any
Education:
Bachelors Degree
Any
Languages spoken:
English
Any
English ability:
Fluent
Any
Spanish ability:
Fluent
Any
Religion:
No religion
Any
Religious values:
Not Religious
Any
Star sign:
Scorpio
Any

Personal

Bust cup size:
AA
Any
Bust:
24" (60 cm)
Any
Waist:
51" (130 cm)
Any
Hips:
28" (70 cm)
Any

Hobbies & Interests

Entertainment:

Bars / Pubs / Nightclubs, Beach / Parks, Board / Card Games, Camping / Nature, Cars / Mechanics, Computers / Internet, Cooking / Food and Wine, Dancing, Dining Out, Fashion Events, Gardening / Landscaping, Home Improvement, Music (Listening), Movies / Cinema, Pets, Traveling

Food:

French, Japanese / Sushi, Vegetarian / Organic

Music:

Other, Dance / Techno, Rap, Rock

Sport:

Other

More About Me

Favorite Movie:

Twilight saga

Favorite Book:

Twilight

Favorite Food:

Twilight

Favorite Music:

All the music from Twilight, Reggaeton, Rock, Metal, Electronic, sometimes salsa, sometimes vallenato (I can't help being latina)

Dress Style:

I like to wear what others don't.

Humor:

I don't know what humour is.

Hobbies & Interests:

Exercise, hating mankind, dancing, makeup, being smarter, fashion, learning stuff, traveling, understanding existence, music, books, series, send sexism to the grave, eliminate idiots from Earth, among other things that don't make me happy anyways.

Travelled:

The center of the Earth.

Cultural Adaption:

I think very adaptative since I hate my own country's "culture". So very welcome non-colombians :)

Romance:

Just chillin', eating a whole chicken by myself not sharing a bit.

Personality:

Great at first then annoying.

My Perfect Match is:

No one, actually.

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