I am a sweet, loving girl that is unable to think on her own, who's looking for a male to give meaning to her life, it doesn’t matter if you are hairy, fat (or too thin) and the only thing you do for your appearance is take a daily shower (men don’t need to do anything more), the uglier the better, ...
I am a sweet, loving girl that is unable to think on her own, who's looking for a male to give meaning to her life, it doesn’t matter if you are hairy, fat (or too thin) and the only thing you do for your appearance is take a daily shower (men don’t need to do anything more), the uglier the better, as I am a woman I am practically blind, so I really don’t mind about how you look, looks are only important to men, therefore I am staying fit and beautiful for your man eyes (until I’m about 39 when I’ll be physically worthless and you may dispose of me). I will always be by your side and do anything you ask me to, my master. As a woman I have no decision skills (sorry! can't help it, it's nature), so I would have to ask you to decide for me on any kind of situation. Also, I will happily stay home while you go out to work as the strong, important, intelligent guy you are, you are free to call me on fridays and tell me you are having trouble at work and need to stay longer while you go out with some ho, please, keep it like that as I love lies and being kept away from the truth.
I am willing to have from 10 to 15 children (if you want more, you just say it), I will take care of them all as I can’t be good at anything else besides motherhood, if I have no children I am worthless. I will also clean all your sh1t, your shoes, your underwear, your house, you won’t ever have to do any cleaning for me (or our kids), you are a MAN, you shall be sloppy and disgusting, otherwise I wouldn't consider you manly enough for me (not that my thoughts matter at all, but I know how bad you wanna be a macho all the time so you will agree with me on this). I am unable to play, watch or like sports, as that is your role as a man. I also don’t drink beer like you, because it’s not sweet enough for my womanly palate and it will make me fat. I can only think of two things: 1) pleasing you 2) not getting fat. So please, understand me. I only eat salad and water. I never burp, never fart, never curse (I am subhuman), though YOU, my man, are welcome to do all of these anytime (all your male friends, too), I will giggle! I am practically a doll. I have no soul.
If you loved the above and thought “Gee, I’ve just found the perfect woman, I’m marrying her”, sorry, it was all BS and I am the complete opposite to that. So there you have it, "A little bit about myself" in reverse, cause the normal and regular stuff bore me to death. Did you like it? Wait, I don’t care.
Some important messages from the real me to you:
1-I am a feminist. Don't speak to me if you're not, and don't attempt to have a conversation with me if you have an average intelligence or social status, I will not be interested.
2-Don't message me to ask for my NUMBER!! If I wanted anyone to have it, I would just post it online and wouldn't bother to register at a site like this (that actually happens to have a working chat system!) My number is private, WhatsApp is too invasive, no, I don't want hundreds of people speaking to me directly on my phone, I have a life, I need my time. So, if you are truly interested you will be patient and wait for me to have free time to login to the site and read your messages. If you are "too busy to enter the site" it's ok, you won't have time for me either so there's nothing to do about us. Go work, or whatever keeps you SO busy, Mr. president.
3-If my profile happens to be “too long for you to read”, then I wonder what happens when you have a book in your hands, or even the newspaper, I bet your brain might explode. So, stay away from literature, and my message box, thank you.
PS: I am far from being a rude person, I am decent, compassionate and kind but I also happen to be utterly straightforward and painfully honest (you can start crying now, but be sure no one sees you as they may think you’re becoming a woman, and that’s the worst insult anyone can get).