45 • Washington, District of Columbia, United States
Male / Widowed / ID: 537866
Seeking Female 20 - 40 living in Colombia For: Friendship, Romance / Dating, Marriage
Last active: over 12 months ago
Astrology, Bars / Pubs / Nightclubs, Beach / Parks, Board / Card Games, Camping / Nature, Casino / Gambling, Collecting, Computers / Internet, Comedy Clubs, Concerts / Live Music, Dancing, Dining Out, Karaoke / Sing-along, Music (Listening), Movies / Cinema, Shopping, Social Causes / Activism, Theatre, Traveling, Video / Online Games, Volunteering, Watching Sports
American, French, Barbecue, German, Seafood, Cajun / Southern, Soul Food, South American, Caribbean/Cuban, Italian, Southwestern, Deli, Fast Food / Pizza, Mexican
Alternative, Classical / Opera, Country / Folk, Jazz / Blues, New Age, Pop, Rap, Reggae, Religious, R'n'B / Hip Hop, Rock, Soft Rock, World
Archery, American Football, Auto Racing, Basketball, Biking, Boating / Sailing, Bowling, Boxing, Darts, Diving, Fishing, Gymnastics, Hang Gliding / Paragliding, Hiking, Hockey, Horse Riding, Hunting / Shooting, Jet / Water Skiing, Jogging / Running, Motor Sports, Parachuting / BASE Jumping, Pool / Billards, Rugby, Scuba Diving / Snorkeling, Snowmobiling, Soccer, Squash / Racquetball, Swimming, Table Tennis, Tennis / Badminton, Volleyball, Windsurfing / Kite Boarding, Wrestling
In my lifetime, I have seen too many good movies to have just one favorite movie? I have seen too many movies to list my favorites. But some of my favorites are: A History Of Violence | A Man For All Seasons | American Son | Antwone Fisher | Angels & Demons | Arena | Avatar | Ben-Hur | Black Snake Moan | Blitz | Bram Stoker's Dracula | Caligula | Cleopatra | Crash | Dangerous Liaisons | Deja Vu | Donnie Brasco | Dune | Hero | iMurders | I Saw The Devil | Idlewild | Ironclad | Kill Bill (1 and 2) | Knockaround Guys | Lackawanna Blues | Last Man Standing | Law Abiding Citizen | Lucky Slevin | Man On Fire | Mandingo | Malcolm X | Natural Born Killers | O Brother Where Art Thou | Orphan | Pathfinder | Perfume | Pirates of the Caribbean (1, 2, 3 and 4) | Puzzlehead | Ransom | Road to Perdition | Rob Roy | Safe | Salt | Savages | Scarface | Se7en | Shadow Boxer | Shutter Island | Silence Of The Lamb | Snow White And The Huntsman | Spiral | The Bodyguard | The Butterfly Effect | The Color Purple | The Descent | The Donner Party | The Game | The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo | The Gladiator | The Hitcher | The Illusionist | The Killer Inside Me | The Mosquito Coast | The Serpent And The Rainbow | The Skeleton Key | The Man From Nowhere | The Raven | Taken | Taken 2 | Their Eyes Were Watching God | Troy | Unforgiven | Unthinkable | We Bought A Zoo | Yellow Rock | 3:10 To Yuma | 1612 | 1408 | 13 | but my favorite movie is not a movie. It is: Spartacus (Season 1). FACT: Before she died, my mother once told me to always allow a nice girl an opportunity to come inside my life and get to know me and watch my favorite movie with me. So I will only allow a cute nice girl an exclusive opportunity to cuddle with me and watch a horror movie with me (in the dark). That is because a good girl will discreetly become a bad girl and do naughty things, when she is handcuffed, blindfolded and bound behind the privacy and safety of a closed locked door. Quick Question: ARE YOU A NICE GIRL? Oooo, you so naughty! And I bet you prefer to cuddle with me and want to watch a X-rated movie - in the dark - with me. Am I right bad girl?
I have read too many books to list just one book as my favorite. I LOVE TO READ! And the most comfortable and enjoyable place I like to read is: in bed. So, I am not going to keep you in the dark about my intentions. My intentions are: to keep you handcuffed, blindfolded and bound - in the dark - in bed, in the bedroom of your choosing. Hey, I am flexible! (blush). Yes I intend to play games with your body but I "won't" play games with your mind. And I "won't" be shallow and judge your good book by its cover. I intend to open your blouse wide (pardon, I meant to say open your pages wide) and read your sexy body like a raunchy romance novel... and totally dominate you in bed! So stop being addicted to "just reading" the profiles of the handsome men posted here on this website! Today, be right and make the right decision with your scared, indecisive and ambivalent mind! Surrender your stubborn will and your steamy, erotic, romance novels to me. SHARE YOUR PRIVATE PROVOCATIVE PHOTOS AND YOUR SEXY BODY WITH ME! But you "won't!" If you were to one day read The Book of Life you would know that it may be too late to have a happy childhood, but it is never too late to have a happy adulthood. And it is definitely not too late to begin writing your favorite book. Guess what? My favorite book will be: THE ONE THAT I WILL CREATE THROUGH SHARING AMAZING ADVENTURES AND NEW EXCITING EXPERIENCES WITH YOU! Yes, I want to offer you a story - Your Story - a way out of the boring, clock-controlled, drab, routine, schedule-oriented monotony of the everyday. I offer you a way to be, a way out of the dull confines of yourself. What I want to give to you is a sense of possibilities, a sense of excitement and a sense of adventure! And what this adventure has in common with romance is a third secret ingredient, that element beyond yourself and myself. I'm sure you're not above a little not-so-innocent adult fun, right? Okay, I made a choice. My favorite book is: Paradise Lost by John Milton
Quick Question: Will you cook a candlelight dinner for you and I to enjoy together? So you don't know how to cook, am I right? And the only thing you know how to make in the kitchen is how to make your cellphone call a local restaurant and make dinner reservations. Or the only thing you know how to make in the kitchen is how to make a delivery driver bring you the carry-out food that you will order by using your cellphone, while standing in the kitchen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well you do know how to cook but you "won't" cook dinner for me, am I right? Oh well, that is okay (yeah right). Here is why: I am a Alpha male and I already know that a woman who is a good cook is a good lover... and a woman who can't cook in the kitchen can't cook in the bedroom... and a woman who "won't" cook for her man in the kitchen "won't" cook for her man in the bedroom, either... and a woman who "won't" cook to get a good man will never get a good man. My dear old grandmother once told me that anybody who feeds you loves you. And all my life, I have never forgotten my grandmother's wonderful words of wisdom. FACT: If you satisfy your man's stomach you will always have a very satisfied man. No, I did not say if you satisfy your man's genital organ you will always have a very satisfied man. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. So you didn't learn in school that a man's genital organ does not have a brain in it, huh? What were you doing all day at school? Sleeping with your head laying down on top of your desk in the back of the classroom? Sitting in a chair in a corner facing the wall in the front of the classroom? Playing hookie from school, skipping school and not even going to the classroom? Okay, the sort of food I like is: ambrosia; catfish; chitterlings; cinnamon buns or rolls; crayfish; dirty rice; German chocolate cake; gumbo; jambalaya; peach cobbler; red beans and rice; coconut shrimps and shrimp etoufee and other types of Cajun/Creole food. Yes, I love to eat a home-cooked meal. And guess what? I am spoiled-rotten (you can blame my grandmother, my mother and my seven sisters for doing that). And I am a very good cook, are you? So you do not know how to cook, huh? Well, guess what? I do not know how to go out on a date and please a beautiful spoiled-rotten Latina woman who loves to dine at restaurants because she does not know how to cook and she cannot cook her own meals or because she stubbornly "won't" cook a good meal for a good man, either. See, you and I are very compatible! We already have something in common. So QUICK CONTACT ME! Because I am not perfect and you are not perfect either.
These are the types of music that I like to listen to: Alternative | Blues | Classical | Folk | Gospel | Jazz | New Age | Reggae | Rock | R&B | Soul | World | Zydeco Guess what? I LOVE LISTENING TO MUSIC! And I dare you to satisfy your curiosity and come inside my bedroom, with Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor playing in the background... with red and purple candles lit... with the smell of musky incense in the air... and with BDSM equipment and sex toys obviously left laying (pardon, I meant to say discreetly located) in several places. I will put leather cuffs on your ankles, your thighs, your wrist and hog-tie them together... and SCARED LITTLE GIRL, CAUTION! I WILL EAT YOU! But that is what you want me to do to you, right?
I dress cool, comfortably and stylishly. And I look appealing enough to create that overpowering feeling called attraction so that your indecisive, brain-locked and ambivalent female mind just can not ignore the feeling, even if your scared soul tells you to stubbornly try to keep things at the level of "just friends."
HOW WOULD I DESCRIBE MY SENSE OF HUMOR? IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR DO NOT READ MY PROFILE. Okay, it was real sweet of you (cute nice girl) to take the time from your boring, busy, clock-controlled, monotonous, routine, schedule-oriented, workaholic existence (you call a life) to read my profile that I took my valuable time to type and post on this website for you. Look, just because you're being sweet to me doesn't guarantee that I am going to go to bed with you! What? You thought I was THAT easy? Come on! I am not easy, you know. And I don't know if I should sleep with you! Do you snore very loud? Do you like to fart under the cover? Do you like to hog the covers? That is because I like to sleep naked and I do not want to catch a cold or catch the flu or (Heaven forbid) catch pneumonia because I had to sleep with no sheet or comforter to cover my nude body. Yes I know that sleeping in the same bed with you in the nude (wearing no clothes or with no pajamas on) "won't" guarantee that I will have hot wet sex with you. But it sure as HELL will put something exciting between us, especially when you intentionally rub (ooops, I meant accidentally rub) your warm, soft, smooth skin against my warm, hard, hairy skin. And ti viglio coccolare! I like to cuddle with no clothes on, too! Do you know how to cook? We, the Alpha Males of the World, our experience has shown that there is no such word as you "can't" there is only you "won't." And a woman who "won't" cook in the kitchen "won't" cook in the bedroom, either! Will you give me a lap dance? But you "won't." Even if you were to give me a lap dance, you have to do more than that to impress me. Do you know how to dance good? That is because a woman who is a good dancer on the strip club stage (pardon, I meant to say on the nightclub dance floor) also is a good lover on the kitchen floor (pardon again, I meant to say on the living room floor). Do you know how to give a good massage? If I were to go out on a date with you, will you give me a blow dryer as a thank you gift, at the end of our date? You have been out on a date before, am I right? Do you even know how to kiss good? Go to bed with you? Dominate you in the bed that is in your parents' bedroom? Okay, I will tell you what. I will think about it!
My hobbies are trying to maintain tranquility, peace of mind, joy, happiness and fun in my daily life. And I am going to attempt to make YOU my primary interest. Okay, I must be totally honest with you. I will allow you to be my secondary interest because I LOVE FISHING! And fishing will always be my primary interest.
While I was on active duty in the United States Navy, as a sailor, I traveled to Argentina, Australia, the Bahamas, Brazil, Canada, New Zealand, Panama, The Philippines, South Korea, Taiwan and Thailand; I would love to travel to Belize, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, France, Germany, Jamaica, Nigeria, South Africa, the Ukraine, to the United Kingdom, to Venezuela... and to Viet Nam.
Okay, I'm a true Alpha Male, remember? And I am adaptive and I am flexible to having a female partner from a different culture to my own, if she is unique, understanding, trustworthy, supportive, submissive, stable, sober, sincere, sexual, serious, sentimental, smart, sane, respectful, neat, mature, loving, clean, caring, attractive, affectionate... and only if she will give me a blow dryer, knows how to give a good massage, is a good kisser, is a good dancer, she doesn't hog the covers... and she can cook good. Yes, your Latina female beauty is common (and a very shallow way of evaluating a person). But what's rare is: a dynamic energy and a positive and optimistic outlook on life. So tell me, what do YOU have inside that would make me want to get to know you as more than just another pretty Colombian female face in the crowd?
THIS IS HOW I WOULD SPEND THE PERFECT ROMANTIC WEEKEND - FACT: Your body is not a museum! It doesn't matter how you dress or how you apply your makeup or how you put polish on your fingernails and on your toenails, your body is not a physical structure in which a work of artistic interest is exhibited. Your body is an amusement park! It was created by The Divine Creator And Ruler Of The Universe to be looked at with admiration and looked at with astonishment. It was created to be touched with excitement and held on to with anticipation. And the thrill of your body repeatedly experienced as it is rode over and over again with enjoyment. Do you find yourself coming over and over again to the same simple conclusion? Yes SEX is the best (and cheapest) entertainment in town! So you and I, we have to, we must go to the amusement park and have fun together! Hey, I am game! Are you?
MY PERSONALITY: I am adventurous, affectionate, aggressive, ambitious, caring, clean, compassionate, considerate, decisive, demanding, dominant, down-to-earth, fun-loving/funny, generous, honest, intelligent, kindhearted, kinky, mature, neat, open-minded, optimistic, positive, respectful, responsible, resourceful, sensual, sober, straightforward, strong-willed, serious, supportive, trustworthy, understanding and uninhibited and sexual. sex? If you want to be nonsexual, oh well, that's fine. But I will never accept that temporary label just in front of "your family members" and just in front of "your friends." If you want to say, "we are dear friends" or you want to say "we are co-workers" or you want to say "we are church members" (yeah right), that will work for me.
The person or the woman who would be my perfect match is: A woman who is unique, slim, sexy and has a smart mind. That is because a woman with a smart-ass mind will always be more successful than a woman with a smart-ass mouth! I never want to hear you - the woman who thinks she is my perfect match - say, "Charles you're a sweet person." Here is why: that is The Kiss of Death! Second only to you saying, "Charles you are a very nice guy, but..." and you saying those words would build a barrier around your heart that will truly be utterly insurmountable. But I do want you to view me as w.i.l.d. (wicked, intriguing, loveable & deviant)! I do want to hear you say, "Charles you have been a bad boy! Turn that X-rated movie off and go to my bedroom!" Okay, I must always be totally honest with you. The words I really want to hear you say, during the writing of our book are: "I truly believe Fate has drawn us together. This was foreseen in the stars. We were meant to meet! It is Karma! It was meant to be! It is beyond our control! Who are we to resist the forces of destiny?"